IOCULARIA 3 DESERT ISLAND

Three men are stranded on a desert island, when a bottle washes up on the shore.

When they uncork the bottle, a genie appears and offers three wishes.

The first wishes to be taken to Paris.

The genie snaps his fingers, and the man suddenly finds himself standing in front of the Eiffel Tower.

The second man wishes that he were in Hollywood, and with a snap of the genie's fingers, he finds himself on a Tinseltown movie set.

The third man, now alone on the island, looks around and says, "I'm lonely, bring my friends back."

From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_wishes_joke