Wednesday, March 19, 2014
IOCULARIA 11 PIANIST
A guy walks in into a bar and sees this drunk at the bar sitting there drinking, and right next to him there is this little guy playing a tiny piano.
The guy goes up to the drunk and says, "That's really cool man! Where'd you get it?"
The drunk says, "That bottle over on the end of the bar is magic all you have to do is say what ever you want into the mouth and it will immediately be granted to you.
So the guy goes over grabs the bottle and says "I want a million bucks!!!" and immediately a million ducks burst through the door to the bar.
The guy exclaims, "What the hell is this, I didn't ask for a million ducks!"
To which the drunk replies, "Do you really think I asked for a ten inch pianist?"